Patrikan Habaton – #3
These scribblings were made by the Bartender of Next Island Tiki Bar. He wrote it down after some drunkard made a freestyle and said it is a payment for the booze he drank. The Bartender was hoping to sell it to the next drunkard as a funny Poem, if he is willing to pay for the tab of the one who left without payment.
There is something important I need to say
Today I get wasted and drink my pain away
Sadly a mountain boar took all I had
My food, my notes my whole bag
But I this is not gonna get me down
Tonight I am the partyking so hand me my crown
Or for starters a Black Mamba Next Liquors Mix
For that I would even show you some magic tricks
I might not be able to summon a horse
But I’m a novice user of mindforce
So if it’s magic you admire
I gladly can create a small fire
This would be dangerous inside the Tikibar
So we better get away from the wood quite far
For example, outside to the shore to the beach
But not to close to the water, stay outside the sharks reach
We gonna have a true Next Island partynight
Come and follow the torch follow the light
Today there will survive no alcohol in sight
Get ready for tomorrows hangover you gonna fight
But that’s tomorrows sorrow so put it away
And now drink up Islander do as I say
Now lets get 2 Bottles of Black Mamba
Bring them to the fire to Miranda
Helen will join us there as well
And even this other guy Samu el
We all go over now to the fire
Whoever think he can drink more than me is a liar
To my drinking skills even the bartender
Will sooner or later surrender
So lets start the drinking competition
That I can earn your recognition
Bartender my bottle of Next is empty
And yours has still some in it as I see
Ouch I think that was to much of Next
So it increasingly gets harder to text
Bartender take this freestyle pays for the booze inside me
Sorry now I need to flee, I mean I have to pee